studyingtosurvive

collegi8:

Uh if anyone wants to know anything about ~college life~ I’ve been here over a week, have gotten very drunk, stayed sober, been lied to by a guy like 12 times, have random numbers in my phone, asked this guy to make out with me, gone to a bunch of parties, stayed in, followed a cat, walked to krogers, and finished all my homework before everyone else. I’m a resource.

studyingtosurvive

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

otterly-riddikulus

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.